Feit: wij journalisten houden onze ogen en oren wagenwijd open. En dat is soms jammer voor omstanders die zich compleet belachelijk maken met hun gemene maar hilarische commentaren. De Amerikaanse Cosmopolitan stuurde een reporter naar de Fashion Weeks, die alle sappige quotes noteerde. En wij blij!
"Is that an e-cig? You are so LA right now!"
"That's not LA. We smoke weed in LA."
"Are we spitting on fatties?" "We don't spit on fatties. We throw our cigarettes at them."
"I can't be getting tequilla drunk right now."
"She was like, 'Honey, do you know who I am? I pretty much own Elle.'"
"I thought cigarettes were supposed to be an appetite suppressant."
"Who is in the front row?" "Crashers. Bloggers. Cool Asians. Period."
"This guy just walked right up to him and said 'I'm going to steal your hole.'" "Oh my god! I'm only going to Instagram tonight with the hashtag #StealYourHole."
"Only a straight man would wear those shoes."
"You're like Joan Rivers! But, like, alive."
"You think everyone is, like, secretly interesting, but these bitches are boring as fuck!"
"She's wearing a $ 4000 dress, but she can't flush a toilet?"
"Gays are so useless."
"You look amazing in my filter."
"I just want someone to break up with me so I can lose that breakup weight."
"I need to pee. I've got like a whole pee pee baby."
"All I want is a fucking mozzarella stick."
"She's about to have a baby." "You know you shit when you do that, right?"
"He's got a gut now, but I'm into that. I wanna marry that. I wanna go to West Elm and buy furniture by that."
"I had a dream last night that I found a noodvoorraad of clean underwear. It was amazing."
"What's that bag? You look so elevated and then... that."
"I'm like, 'Who are you? Nobody from WhatTheFuck.com? Out of the front row!'"
"I forget how skinny these models are. Eat something! Smoke is not food!"
"All I need is some cocaine and I'll be set. And a cigarette!"
"I'm sad Joan Rivers died. She had so many more bitches to cut."
"Just sit in the front. It's all just interns anyway. No one who matters comes to this show."
"I don't care if my swimsuit is see-through. You know what's there. If you don't want to see it, don't look!
"Clavicles are in!"
"I just realized I have excess neck skin."
"What do you mean by rim?"
"I mean, I do have a boyfriend, but I still let people feel me up."
"Gonorrhea is the least of her problems."
"Are you jealous that I have more followers than you?"
"I don't want to lose credibility." "Whatever."
"I have six boyfriends, but I'm not a whore about it. I don't even let them buy me dinner."
"You wanna trade vodka for jewels? Perfect!"
"She lays out M&M's so she can watch other people eat them."
"I have to stop paying for cabs with hand jobs."
"I don't trust your tight-lipped smiles."
"You know I got my ass waxed this weekend."
"She's probably a blogger whose line sold out at Kmart."
"I could look at studs all day long."
"You're addicted to likes." "Likes are crack."
"I hope my legs were closed during that show because otherwise my crotch is going to be in all those photos."
"I have a lot of secret lives."
"I don't know what the PR team does except deny requests."
"Do you want to die tonight?"
"Is this the line for people who don't wait in lines?"
"My friend did Megan Fox's makeup and she's, like, germaphobic so she had to put all the makeup on through a tissue."
"You look really thin, like, in your face." "No. I'm huge. I had to stop going to Soul Cycle. It was making me fat."
"She looks like Lorde, but, like, young."
"So you're just a poser?" "That was cute."
"I liked it better the first time I saw it. Five years ago. At Prada."
"Is that a man? I thought it was Nina Garcia."
"STI is going to be trending."
"What is up with her face? Did she have Botox for breakfast?"
"She looked like a transvestite Nicky Hilton."
"You have to be a real ass hole to bring your kid to a runway show."
"The clowns are out today."
"I don't think that model's wearing any panties." "Good for her!"
